The Rise of OLSORE

I betcha your wonderin how OLSORE started. Wells me and Harpo started talking retarded, and some people said it sounded like we were old ladies, and some said we sounded like we were from down south. So we put all that together and got Old Lady Southern Retardation. Then, our good buddy Billie-Joe started giving people nicknames, which is how I gots my name Dick Cheyney and Harpo got her name.